Hahah,,, aight. I'mma leave it with Chris...
Chris Rock: Damn. It's all f***ed. The world's f***ed up man. Michael Jackson lost his mind. What the hell is wrong with Michael? Another kid? Another kid? I thought it was groundhog's day when I heard that shit. Another kid. Get the f*** out of here. That's how much we love Michael. We love Michael so much. We let the first kid slide. Another kid. I'm f***in done. I'm done with Michael. I was a fan my whole life. I am f***in' done! I'm handing in my glove. I saw Michael on 60 Minutes. Ed Bradley tried his best to make Michael look like a mammal. Someone that drink water and breathe air, right? He gave Michael the easiest question in the world, the easiest GED questions in the world, and Michael could not pa** the test. He said, "Oh Michael, do you think it's proper for a 45 year old man to sleep in the bed with 13 year old boys?"
[Michael says]
Chris Rock: "Yes".
[Ed Bradley says]
Chris Rock: "Ok, ok, oh let me rephrase that question." "Michael, would you let your children sleep in a bed with a 45 year old man that has been accused of child molestation?"
[Michael says]
Chris Rock: "Yes". Ed Bradley looked at Michael Jackson like he wanted to say, "Nigga, is you crazy." Like he wanted to take the 60 Minutes clock and push the shit forward and say "get the f*** off my show!"
[Michael says]
Chris Rock: "I thought you said it was 60 Minutes!"
[Ed Bradley says]
Chris Rock: "It's 10 Minutes! Get out here, you nutty nigga, what the f*** is wrong with you?" Did you see Michael going to court? Motherf***er going to court 20 minutes late! What kind of black man gonna go to court 20 minutes late? This ain't Barbershop 2. This is court motherf***er. And he ain't even wearing a real suit to court. Coming in there looking like Captain Crunch. Shit, who's your lawyer, Franken Berry? You better take your black a** to Banana Republic to get you a decent suit. What is up with that boy?