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on: August 03, 2009, 11:01:34 AM
I woke up this morning with an amazing hard on. Much bigger than usual.

I am capable of consuming large amounts of beer and not even get drunk ( I swear I'm not drunk). My girlfriend thinks I am awesome.


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Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 11:09:17 AM
Yesterday i had a chocolate brownie with ice cream and chocolate syrup at milky lane. I was a little scared at first. Because the chocolate looked really dark, which means it was rich with calories. And lately i have been avoiding calories because i have an awesome chissled flat tummy, and if i were to blame its growth on anything, it would have to be alcohol, and not anything gay like chocolate or ice cream.

It was really nice though. Now i dont have to eat waffles everytime im there. I was getting a little tired of that. Chocolate brownies are really cool. I like them now.

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Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Every Saturday I volunteer at the old age home I either clean the place or play board games with them, last month i bought the Yamaha entertainment system cash, I don't talk about people behind their back, right now I am saving for a trip to New York probably next year Ill rather save than waste money on Drugs.
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Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 11:35:41 AM
Quote from: Sir Deacon Frost the 2nd on August 03, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
right now I am saving for a trip to New York probably next year Ill rather save than waste money on Drugs.

tI dont think they'll allow u in after this new HIV strain was discovered. Rather travel within Africa for now
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Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
I can't decide what to do. Save money for a trip to a few Asian countries, or save money to buy a house?




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Reply #5 on: August 03, 2009, 03:19:50 PM
Buy a house!
All my life I had to fight. I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.

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Reply #6 on: August 03, 2009, 03:28:16 PM
Yes, but Asia is full of Asian women, and I am quite fond of Asian women.




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Reply #7 on: August 03, 2009, 03:57:01 PM
If you dont have the 20% Deposit then buy a travel package @ cost of R1Ok TO 15K to snatch them Asian Broad.

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Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
@Pyro, don't you have a girlfriend?
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Reply #9 on: August 03, 2009, 05:41:56 PM
Kelis, why do you insist on complicating shit with facts?



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Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 09:13:54 PM
I'm 100%... and dont nid no muthafcuken prove to prove ish. yesssir
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Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 09:26:36 PM
I miss Jay Lee!

She'd cosign all your posts (including the title)
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Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 10:26:56 PM
So where r they now? Survived Circumcised lads, proud to be men? time for yol to shine mayn!
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Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 12:30:58 AM
Quote from: Me on August 03, 2009, 05:41:56 PM
Kelis, why do you insist on complicating shit with facts?
LMAO You better drag your behind to that real estate agent, boy and get that house!
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Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 08:22:18 AM
ps - the deposit is more like 10% - 15% of the value of the property,
then 8% for attorney costs.

fnb is currently loaning 90% against the value of properties where absa is only lending max 85% but if you are not one their clients its only 70%.

travel.once you have the house it will be difficult to travel.
my 5 cents worth

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