One of the funniest things I have ever read

[The Angry Hand of God]

 

What if you were tied up and sucked off by a bad a** female...
then right in the middle of it

she stops

leaves the room

and her gay cousin Twan enters the room flickin' his tongue at u like a lizard extra fast and pours ky jelly on ur d1ck and starts to ride you(remember, you're tied up).


You try to fight it, but it starts to feel good, then you yell "OH SH!T!!!! I'M BOUT TO CUM ALL IN YO' a**!!!! UHHHHHHARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

The bad part is, the homo is gonna blackmail you for d1ck for the rest of your life. If you dont want it to get out, you're gonna have to keep fukkin' em. then you're gonna get tired of sneakin' around, so one evening at a family get together, you're gonna just come out and say, "everybody, Twan and I have decided to adopt a child together." then u share a pa**ionate kiss at the dinner table over mother's famous biscuits

Oh, and also check out DMX being f***ing coked up and hilarious:


"That will make a niggah f*** a bitch with his shoulders"

[Drifter]

Dude... no...

[The Angry Hand of God]

Dude... no...

WHO THE f*** ARE YOU?

[The Angry Hand of God]

So, this one dude in the office is sitting here, listening to Beyonce and singing along.

The worst part is, I know his wife. How I am I gonna explain to his little daughter that daddy is a flaming faggot?