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Im on FB chatting with a female friend.

girl: hey what does it mean if guy calles u and talk to u for 17min?
me: lol depends
what time of the day and how long have you known him?
girl: on what?>
me: what time of the day and how long have you know him?
girl: i know him for close 2two months and he called 2hrs ago
but....
girl: but
i called him 1st...
he didnt answ...but called back later
me: and how was he on the phone?
girl: he was cute...
me: 17 minutes is not long enough to suggest something though
girl: hmm
he doesnt speak propr english
so when we speak he uses his dictionary



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and i think she doesnt get why i laughed at that.


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bwakakakaka.. this ish is funny man. but i've noticed that the maternal instinct of women allows them to find 'cuteness' in the weirdest of places. HHP is cute. Cats with braces are cute. Patrice Motsepe is cute. Forest Whitaker is cute. etc... it baffles me...
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Cute = ugly but f***able

So, I've been told


Imagine how short the convo would have been though if he didn't need a dictionary.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 09:26:20 AM by Me »




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bwakakakaka.. this ish is funny man. but i've noticed that the maternal instinct of women allows them to find 'cuteness' in the weirdest of places. HHP is cute. Cats with braces are cute. Patrice Motsepe is cute. Forest Whitaker is cute. etc... it baffles me...

that's so cute onek1nd
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bwakakakaka.. this ish is funny man. but i've noticed that the maternal instinct of women allows them to find 'cuteness' in the weirdest of places. HHP is cute. Cats with braces are cute. Patrice Motsepe is cute. Forest Whitaker is cute. etc... it baffles me...

damn.


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What language does the guy speak?

I would have loved to hear that convo. Directly translating from one language to another is always good comic relief.

SMH at all you niggas who felt like you won something when some broad called you cute.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 09:40:12 AM by Childrens »
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What language does the guy speak?

I would have loved to hear that convo. Directly translating from one language to another is always good comic relief.
SMH at all you niggas who felt like you won something when some broad called you cute.

used to have cla**es with this Chinese cat, mad intelligent but he couldnt speak English that well, cat even went to the extent of drafting his own makeshift dictionary from topics we would discuss in cla**, and every time he had a point he wanted to raise he would flip thru his little pocket dictionary and we had to wait for what seemed like hours for him to find the Chinese equivalent of "equilibrium"  :-\

it was i guess "cute" at first  :-[, china man trying so hard to learn english, then it quickly became annoying, for everyone, imagine you in a restaurant with dude & he keeps flipping thru his isht tryna "impress the waitress" on some Mr bean isht....lol


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 we had to wait for what seemed like hours for him to find the Chinese equivalent of "equilibrium"  :-\

it was i guess "cute" at first  :-[, china man trying so hard to learn english, then it quickly became annoying, for everyone, imagine you in a restaurant with dude & he keeps flipping thru his isht tryna "impress the waitress" on some Mr bean isht....lol

LOL


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, imagine you in a restaurant with dude & he keeps flipping thru his isht tryna "impress the waitress" on some Mr bean isht....lol

i think that is adorably cute
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, imagine you in a restaurant with dude & he keeps flipping thru his isht tryna "impress the waitress" on some Mr bean isht....lol

i think that is adorably cute

you would huh, i guess so, up until you find out he's been struggling all this time to tell you, the person he is "going out with" that he is as gay as a sailorman but just couldnt quite find the right english way of saying it to you  :D...lol...


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, imagine you in a restaurant with dude & he keeps flipping thru his isht tryna "impress the waitress" on some Mr bean isht....lol

i think that is adorably cute

you would huh, i guess so, up until you find out he's been struggling all this time to tell you, the person he is "going out with" that he is as gay as a sailorman but just couldnt quite find the right english way of saying it to you  :D...lol...

that would be cute too. We can go shopping and drinking together with the ladies
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