dig this, yesterday was invited by a female friend over to her place for supper, cool i accept, decided to bring my boy over just to have someone to talk to when them chicks start talking about nails, pedicures n pedicures and them stilleto's,
ok we arrive at the chicks flat, firs she tells me that she's disappointed that i bought a friend over, i explain it straight to her and she pretends to understand.
got inside and went to the dinning room, ok shit, theres a squad of broads in here watching noleen's 3 talk, wonder whats next, Oprah?? discovered that this wasn't a female thing at all coz there was 2 dudes there
supper time comes, we eat and some funny shit happens, one of the dude says he doesn't eat red meat, like he's allergic to red meat, ok im like "shit this dude is corny", the broad brings him a dish of cucumber and lettuce salad with mayonnaise. he appears to be eating with relish, ok fine, then the no of the pips inside decrease to 4, me and my boy, dude and the broad
then dude comes closer to my boy who's just finished eating and he left a piece of pork on the plate,dude says "are you gonna eat that?" my boy says no, dude immediately pulls the plate over and starts helping himself on the piece like Sudanese refugee, wtf!!!! thought was allergic to this shit?? i ask
this is how he responded " nha man, was checking on some shawty there so i had to do this in order to impress her, do you think it worked???"
WTF!!!!and i remember hearin some dude sayin he's allergic to apples and banana's, shit man. i dont have any sort of allergy on any type of food, only allergy i got in an allergy to allergies.
