Saw an article on THE TIMES yersterday,dude won the lotto l jackpot of R30 million,dude was from the Limpopo farms.So when he claimed his ticket to the lotto Office,He insisted that he wants it in Cash,the guys at the Lotto office tried to explain to the dude that he need to have a Bank account so that they can transfer his winnings.Dude couldnt let it go and wanted it CASH on his Briefcase.
He said "Ok since you dont want to give me my money,GIVE ME BACK MY R5 Coin i played with.HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
