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Reply #90 on: November 26, 2009, 03:55:10 PM
Quote from: Smash Jones on November 26, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 03:50:43 PM
how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)

I cant seem to get it down actually.

Kindly direct questions of this nature to New Jack in future.

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Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 03:50:43 PM
how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)

refer to my weed before sex experience

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Reply #91 on: November 26, 2009, 03:55:48 PM
Happened to me once in my life. A week after I started my anti-depressants. I felt numb and couldn't get it up. Stopped taking them for two days and got drunk all weekend then went back and redeemed myself, with a superhuman display of cocksmanship.

Started taking them again and after a while on them I could'n get it down, nor could I cum, from lack of sensation.



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Reply #92 on: November 26, 2009, 03:58:25 PM
Poundages = 9+ I know its more than that but memory's very poor!

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Reply #93 on: November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
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Reply #94 on: November 26, 2009, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

Shit his pants.

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Reply #95 on: November 26, 2009, 04:02:53 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

 Beat the bish till she quits breathing.

But obviously not during the 16 days of violence thing...
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 04:04:13 PM by Smash Jones »
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Reply #96 on: November 26, 2009, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: Smash Jones on November 26, 2009, 04:02:53 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

 Beat the bish till she quits breathing.


BWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA...


Okay next question: Guys: Worst thing a girl can do in bed.

To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.

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Reply #97 on: November 26, 2009, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.

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Reply #98 on: November 26, 2009, 04:06:26 PM
I just said, "Sorry, I think I'm too drunk (the New Jack-defence) and went to sleep.

Gave her the pounding of her lifetime when I went back though. she even wanted to break up wih her boyfriend of almost 4 years. Then when I saw her last time, she told me he has agreed to intorduce toys and stuff, cos sex is really boring for her now.

Cocksman: 10
Greek guy: 0
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 04:08:49 PM by Bill Hates »



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Reply #99 on: November 26, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on November 26, 2009, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.


Aint that about a bitch...  :o Clearly you've been messing with them LSE Tswana chicks (Touareg said it not me) I'd be on some "Nigger what's wrong with it? Is it dead? "

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Reply #100 on: November 26, 2009, 04:09:16 PM
Quote from: Nobuhle on November 26, 2009, 04:04:10 PM

To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.

Lesbians girls have took potential poon a few times from me. I count this as an unpleasant sexual experience.

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Reply #101 on: November 26, 2009, 04:10:06 PM
Quote from: Nobuhle on November 26, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on November 26, 2009, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.


Aint that about a bitch...  :o Clearly you've been messing with them LSE Tswana chicks (Touareg said it not me) I'd be on some "Nigger what's wrong with it? Is it dead? "

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Reply #102 on: November 26, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
 

To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
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Women who when you busy pounding she also pound from the bottom(I'm not saying she should just lay there) but when I'm pounding and you also pounding with a rate faster than mine you messing up my rhythm which then leads to some stuff which I can't say here...... :(
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Reply #103 on: November 26, 2009, 04:16:34 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on November 26, 2009, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?

I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.
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Reply #104 on: November 26, 2009, 04:17:36 PM
Quote from: Alcohol Abuser on November 26, 2009, 04:14:11 PM

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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.

Women who when you busy pounding she also pound from the bottom(I'm not saying she should just lay there) but when I'm pounding and you also pounding with a rate faster than mine you messing up my rhythm which then leads to some stuff which I can't say here...... :(

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