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Mrs Jones

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Girlfriends and Soulfood: complete season dvd collection.
All my life I had to fight. I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.


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All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)



Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Msdeane the Queeeeeen!


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A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.

That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.

I was just at the SA Army's COA Awards. Thos military folk know how to eat.

Avocado Ritz for a starter

Then we had a buffet of Roast Sirloin with red wine sauce, roast chicken, mutton curry, creamed spinach, pumpkin pie (delicious), roast potatoes, tripe, samp, smoked salmon and a variety of cold meats.

Finished it with a cheese cake desert and coffee. I almost wished I had joined the army, especially when I saw how fit some of those female soldiers were. I took two numbers just in case my relationship fails.

I've always been curious about GI JOE pussy

i'm steady tryina hit that too! problem is she always getting deployed. just got back from Burundi but she's in east london now. but i shan't despair
"How can I stay anonymous, when it's my job to be famous?"


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My girl is away for four whole weeks. Calling those GI Jane digits is getting really tempting right now.

But what if she gets addicted to me and kills my girlfriend? I don't think I could live with myself if someone dies because of my amazing poundage. I might become a celibate hermit if that were to happen.

Anyway, I also want a new bed.




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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.


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To get an incredibly huge increase (if this doesnt happen then staying in CT is not an option)

the clock is ticking

its either I get it or im gonna be laughed at like im out of my mind. few days left before the negotiation starts or 3 weeks left before im jobless.


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To get an incredibly huge increase (if this doesnt happen then staying in CT is not an option)

the clock is ticking

its either I get it or im gonna be laughed at like im out of my mind. few days left before the negotiation starts or 3 weeks left before im jobless.

Ingathi ngo phonela amadlozi kesana.


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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.


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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.


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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?


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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?


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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

uzosebenza eBhayi?

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka!!!!



The Mighty Loks

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At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

uzosebenza eBhayi?

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka!!!!


Actually it's in Cape Town... Poo poo sorry for you.