A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.
That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.
I was just at the SA Army's COA Awards. Thos military folk know how to eat.
Avocado Ritz for a starter
Then we had a buffet of Roast Sirloin with red wine sauce, roast chicken, mutton curry, creamed spinach, pumpkin pie (delicious), roast potatoes, tripe, samp, smoked salmon and a variety of cold meats.
Finished it with a cheese cake desert and coffee. I almost wished I had joined the army, especially when I saw how fit some of those female soldiers were. I took two numbers just in case my relationship fails.