I´ve read the Hiram key, Jesus of the Apocalypse, The history of God, God of Storms (Jahwe), The Qu´ran, The Bible, The Talmud and several X-men comics.
All these books helped me to understand that this god that is worshipped by all of the monotheistic faiths is in fact, the same god. Why then are there so many different versions of the same religions? In Christianity you have Catholics
, Lutherans, etc.
Muslims have shi´ites, sufi´s, etc. And hundreds more, but they´re all wrong. People cant even read they´re own relgious texts right yet they go around killing each other "for my GOd". They are all corrupted the divine scripts to serve their own purposes just as the Catholics have been doing for ages.
Simple, man created God in his image, rather than the other way around. The god of the old testament was in fact Jahwe, an Israeli God of Storms and he was extremely bloodthirsty, then as people became more civilised, God matured also and became a kind loving forgiving God, rather than the one who told the Israelites to go into Cannan and kill every living thing. See what I mean.
That´s why I´m starting my own religion. It´ll be called (insert name here)ism, and I will have a house where all my followers can come to walk around naked. I will impregnate all the beutiful young maidens, so as to create a super race of genuises, with large penises. We will be fruitful and multiply and as my religion spreads, more and more people wil realise hat my way is right and they shall become my followers. Then when the day of reckoning comes, God shall come down and he shall seperate the sheep from the goats and the shit from the (insert name here)ists. And you will all go to hell, except for those who let me have sex with their daughters and those who gave me money. A special room in hell will be reserved for my girlfriends parents, where they will be mouthf***ed by syphillis sufferers with 20 inch penises for 12hours daily.The other 12 will be spent in Satan´s service where he will make them dive for shellfish in a pool of diarhoeah, while Ja Rule blares through their waterproof headphones eternally.
Therefore I implore all of you to repent and embrace me as your saviour. Show how much you love me, by sending me money and offering your naked bodies to me(ladies only please, sorry guys).