A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I´d take it and
throw
it into the river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I´d take it and throw it in
the
river."
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I´d take it all
and
throw it in the river."
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up. "For our closing
hymn,"
he
announced;
"let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ´We shall drink
from
that river´."
And the congregation happily praised "HALLELUJAH"
