punchlines

[mic]

what up peeps?

cau guys tell me whats the most illest punchline u've heard an mc use!

for me Proverb takes it when it comes to punchlines

"i'm like a bandage the more i rap the bigger the injury"

anybody with a different view?

[The Rappa Rapscallion]

More lines to your forehead than Brian McKnight - Canibus

[Dpleezy]

there's a whole thread full of punchlines somewhere...

[milk]

"coming off the head like hair after chemo therapy" - JBux

[Malcom E.K.K.S]

Yeah, think I've peeped a thread 'bout punchlines somewhere.....

"If the crowd don't jump, I'ma scare some gra**hopers"-Munetsi    

[DomOu]

"even if you were constipated you couldn't drop tighter shit"
- J-BUX -

[token412]

Hit you with the funk it's like, "who cut the provolone?"
Government officials put taps on my mobile phones

G-A-B

[Original Syn]

" U like bread unleavened, you cant rise/ scuse me as i take my place tween yo mamas thighs/ cos I'm the motherf***er whose skillz multiplies...."

Me

[fahfee]

heard recently:

"Blow up the spot like arabian twat" C-Rayz Walz

"you wont see Shine this year, like Puffy"

[iLL_eG0_AL13n]

the ever so tired n played out yet so popular Punchline thread... aaaah what we wouldn't do for a higher post count...

haven't heard any impressive ones lately but the most memorable ones at this point should be:

"U couldn't beat me to death if i let u jump first..." - Qwel

"jst coz i stand over u don't mean u understand me..." - Qwel

"Mad hoes n mad bread/Ask Beavis i get nothing but-head..." - Big L

"Don't call me dun til i'm finished" - Thirstin Howl III

"since i'm the frog, u emcees are courageous cats
forcing me to leave u like a Chinese woman. a** flat" - Thirstin Howl III

"my mind's like hannibal lecter's
cuz when it comes to eating niggas up i give cannibals lectures" - Mr Lif

"everybody wants a peice of me like i was a James Brown Sample" - Chino Xl

"my style like AIDS half of u have it but none of y'all ain't sayin shit" - Chino Xl


too many, i could be here all day...

[emjay7]

Gotta go, Coolio mean it's gettin "Too Hot"
If Fay' had twins, she'd probably have two-Pac's
Get it? .. Tu-pac's

Niggaz skip the bull cause we matadors- Hov

Make you all dance, hold a Hammer to yours - Hov

[Madnotes]

"everybody wants a peice of me like i was a James Brown Sample" - Chino Xl

Thats Thirstin' howl the 3rd

[iLL_eG0_AL13n]

^^ neh?? word!


~Lesson of the day: don't drink n post~  :roll:

n now for the sake of contributing to the post on a sober mind

"...i'm just kiddin like Jason..." - Nelly

Ha! Brilliant!! :roll:  

[truthkid]

"pac is gone but brenda still throwin babies in the garbage"  Game

thought that was nice

[iLL_eG0_AL13n]

^^yuck! i'm off to drink me a couple of hits on that^^ note... cheers!