More like people I'd like to bite into and eat;
Yesterday, on my way to cla** there was this old guy who was driving
slow as hell. He was doing 15mps on a 25mph zone. I started to drive
past him because my gas was on low and I was trying to get to the
nearest gas station. Of course I was far from him until what did I expect,
I meet him at the same gas station. We exchange insults and the the
geezer mentions that it was a school yard zone. I was like "oh shit!" but
then again I said that school ended an hour ago for those kids. The man
threatens to make a "citizen's arrest" but I was like, "I ain't got time for
this shit old man, I'm gonna bounce". So I drove fast out of the station
and headed off to my business cla**.
