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on: March 25, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
..never tells? 

where the f*** was I when this and other ludicruis gentle man rules were voted upon?


As far as I know...guy riles are very few, the reason being? they had to be unanimously voted in...you don't f*** your freinds girl.....etc etc

the other shit like this i never agreed upom and usually these rules a quoted by girls....things like money over hoes you will never hear a woman say,,why? coz its a rule by men for men.

Now we have these f***ing bitch a** niggaz that a controlled by trifling females..


First I have never met a guy who wants the details of the sex antics of another....the MOST would be "did you hit that?" and the answer is "word!"

the only time we might get into it is if something out the ordinary happens....


.....So there I was drinking a Heineken Court for the first time...for some reason the heineken kort just does not sit well with me...

but I had no choice...the "dump" I was at had dirty looking drinks the only thing that looked aight was the heinie...
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Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 03:37:26 PM
The absurdity of a 'Genetleman never turns a woman' down sounds like female properganda backed by silly niggaz!

what I can't say no to sex and not maintain my straight card? the f*** outter here...

this long weekend I expereinced crazy shit....first of all..I was drinking coz I felt like drinking than f***ing this bitch that been on my nut for a minute...

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                                 Things briCK has done rather than get his dick wet


I had been out to buy a birthday cd for my on squeeze at the time and lying right there was the Wu -Tang forever. I know niggaz might be shaking they heads talking bout..Wu-Forever? it was when it had just come out and was sold out at musica...I guess some "genius" stashed his copy by girly music coz..no head in his mind would search through stupid girl music..WRONG! I found this disk...without even thinking I went straight and payed...I was on my way to get my dick wet and thought let me get by baby a cd...needless to say I went bought a blunt went home fired it up and proceeded to go insane bumping wu forever thinking...f*** pussy!


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Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 10:52:08 AM
                                       

So the beginings of the oddity which was the course of events had started.

I hear these cats keep talking about a girl....its was a common name so it did not really phase me,, you know how our sisters have a handful of names,

This guy keeps talking about her..being light skinnded and hoe like...i know a hoe-like chick of the same name...small world or hoe name? who knows.

I mind my bi-continue drinking...

Dude1: When I woke up, she was gone! she left a note next to me telling me she had to go
Dude2: Dude
Dude3: Just like that?
Dude1: so I was afriad she one of those shady hoes so I checked all my shit nothing was missing.
Dude2:Dude


I had this one light skinnded hoe do the same shit to me...


Dude2: So dude you saying SHE wanted to do WHAT?
Dude1: You won't belive me dude, but thats what she wanted to do?
Dude3: Bitches should not watch pron period!
Dude2: Dude!


now when guys talk about a sex encounter you best belive it was some shit really out the ordinary....so I lean back and sharprn my ears!
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Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 11:16:52 AM
Inverted nipples?

nah this can't be a coincedence....


So i looks at the guy who is talking and I says

briCK: Dude? I just heard you say something that I thought was unique only to me!
Dude1: Dude you listening to our shit?
briCK: Well dude you did say pussy and nipples...
Dude1: What does have to do with anything?
briCK: Pussy ! Nipples
Dude2: What about them?
briCK: My point exactly!!!

everyone:  ???
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Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: briCK on March 26, 2010, 11:16:52 AM
Inverted nipples?

nah this can't be a coincedence....


So i looks at the guy who is talking and I says

briCK: Dude? I just heard you say something that I thought was unique only to me!
Dude1: Dude you listening to our shit?
briCK: Well dude you did say pussy and nipples...
Dude1: What does have to do with anything?
briCK: Pussy ! Nipples
Dude2: What about them?
briCK: My point exactly!!!

everyone:  ???


 ;D ;D hilarious......this bra is just crazy.....but carry on nigga
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Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 01:23:02 PM
I have seem millions of nipples! Millions I exergarate not, I been looking at pron for long and I have been getting girl naked for years so I have seen a good share of nipples.

in those millions I have only seen no more than 10 inverted nipples!

So when these cats started talking about inverted nipples...I had to get involved

briCK: Did she have a birthmark the size of a coin on her left tit
Dude1: WHAT? dude? wait..what?
briCK: does she have a red birthmark on her thigh?
Dude1: What dude? wait..what?
Dude2:Dude!

Now this guy is looking at me exactly the way I am looking at him.

Now I am not sure how to play this..is this this niggaz woman? nah..why would a gentleman tell about his woman.

So I break the ice.

briCK: I dated her 5years ago
Dude1: oh...well I was hitting that
briCK: small world.
Dude2: Dude!
briCK: Can I join you cats sounds like some intresting shit going down
Dude3: f***!! I am tired of niggaz talking bout pussy while drink and you...just started what is about to be more pussy talk but aight...
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Reply #6 on: March 26, 2010, 02:13:59 PM
Keep tellin briCK
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Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 02:30:15 PM
"Dude2"

LOL

briCK you funny

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Reply #8 on: March 26, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
So anyway..it gets explicit this dude talking bout shit ol girl...it was crazy funny.

After a long explicit description of the goings on...I happen to be drunk enuff to call a friend of a friend who knows ol' girl's number

and well I call her....I calibrate her to remmeber me, judging from what this cat was telling me..she gets around so she probably knows many a dick...when she remmebers me she starts talking bout how i f***de up her life?

briCK: What you mean i f***ed your life up
nipples: Well until i met you i used to be an innocent girl and you introduced me to pron and devianeresque sex
briCK: Aye I found you like that! anyway do you know "dude"?
nipples: "dude"? from [whereever]
briCK: him..yes
nipples: yeah why? I hate the f***ing basrid he stole my money!!
briCK: hehehehehe am sitting here with him!
nipples: where do you know him from?
briCK: just met him 2hours ago
nipples: so how did you know were know each other?

me being stupid and having missed discrection and manner cla** i says

briCK: you know how your nipples are inverted right?

****  drops phone ****
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Reply #9 on: March 26, 2010, 03:27:44 PM
LMAO
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Reply #10 on: March 26, 2010, 03:38:43 PM
 ???

I thought the network dropped my call

 >:(

So I call her again..

briCK; Yo the phone just cut
angry nipples: DONT ever call me again
briCK: what have I done?
angry nipples: PLEASE...I will report for harrasing me!
briCK: what have i done ..seriously tho!
angry nipples: do you around telling people our sexual history?
briCK: nope its the first time i have spoken about it since I last saw you!
angry nipples: so how did this happen?
briCK: he was talking about the rare thing called inverted nip
angry nipples: amd you thought it would be a good idea to mention me?
briCK: well yeah..you the only person I..
angry nipples: what happened to a "Gentleman never tells?"
briCK: I missed that cla**...


******* drops the phone again ********
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Reply #11 on: March 26, 2010, 05:24:00 PM
hahaha kid is mad funny, yo brick i wana hang witchu man!
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Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 10:52:45 AM
We would spend so much time listening to Erikah....This chick..nipples....actuaally looked like Badu....so whenever I would hit it, i put momma's gun to play...great times...

now why did I stop hitting it?...oh yes...she was shallow and was generous with her Vagina and sharing Vagina was just not hood!
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Reply #13 on: March 29, 2010, 01:07:26 PM
Quote from: briCK on March 29, 2010, 10:52:45 AM
We would spend so much time listening to Erikah....This chick..nipples....actuaally looked like Badu....so whenever I would hit it, i put momma's gun to play...great times...

now why did I stop hitting it?...oh yes...she was shallow and was generous with her Vagina and sharing Vagina was just not hood!

i wouldnt share my V with another nigga too!!

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Reply #14 on: March 29, 2010, 01:24:48 PM
Quote from: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 29, 2010, 01:07:26 PM
Quote from: briCK on March 29, 2010, 10:52:45 AM
We would spend so much time listening to Erikah....This chick..nipples....actuaally looked like Badu....so whenever I would hit it, i put momma's gun to play...great times...

now why did I stop hitting it?...oh yes...she was shallow and was generous with her Vagina and sharing Vagina was just not hood!

i wouldnt share my V with another nigga too!!

who wud, but that choice isnt yours to make
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