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on: July 02, 2010, 03:26:41 PM
 >:(

Is it not enough that you grotesque on the outside..you got be ugly in the inside too?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrg!!


Quick Story for I go simpin..

taking some girls who know nothing bought soccer to go watch a game at my expense!
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Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 03:38:18 PM
lol

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Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
There is a shop where I buy biltong and other snacks on a reg..

the girl who serves at the till either does not feel me or did not attend..

"f*** I am Ugly, but that don't mean I have to be a 101"

I am big on greeting blacks, cos they ALWAYS want to talk ...tok tok tok tok tok tok..

So I usually say hie...watch her oblong cockeyed face frown at me and grab my shit..scan it..and throw
a plastic at me..

I let it slide..the fact that she ugly does not register its just that shit has a shitty attitude...

...convos in the office go along this line..."you where u off to?" "to buy chips""where? the shitty attitude girl"


So this broad...I have never really paid much attention to her until today.
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Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
I meet this chick not at work but she out buying lunch or some shit...

I see her I wave.....

she gives me the..."pssssssssssssssssssssssssssh nigga please cold shoulder" the look a nigga in the eye so he know you heard him , but you jsut aint feeling his steez shit..

I snapped...

and grabbed the logs she calls her arms...

"Hey!"
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Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 04:05:21 PM
LMAO @ tok tok tok tok...Ha ha ha ha This shyit killed me mayn...
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Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 04:22:43 PM
Why didn't you just ignore her or better yet, go to another small shop to buy your snacks?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2010, 04:14:35 PM by Uyanda »
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Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 10:00:53 PM
smh at the title of this topic
"your real calibre is measured by your consideration and tolerance of others"

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Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 10:51:46 AM
Quote from: Uyanda on July 02, 2010, 04:22:43 PM
Why didn't you just ignore her or better yet, go to another small shop to buy your snacks?

I see no reason to change my routine to please this this....

I grab her and say..Hey..I know you you sell by the shop I work at..she says yes I know,

but you have no right to greet me , I am obliged to greet you by virtue of work but I keep
work and my personnal life seaprate...

She had this she too good to be seen speaking to me in public aura about her that ..FOR THE FIRST TIME..

I examined hat she looked like thinking perhaps is never saw the beuaty she posses...


fine her skin was flawless

by that I mean it had no scars....it is muiti-toned..its disgusting really, she got patches of pink, some caramel, and chocolate.

do let me using nice description(chocolate / caramel) disive you this is the PRIME resident of GrotesqueVille.


Her Top lip draker thatn the bottom which usually is a turn on for me but...it just made me sick.


Look people are people, I never THROUGHLY examines ones features..people fall in three categories.

well two...
normal and abnormal...

Most people are generally lookable then there are the two extremeities which are anomalies..

Extremly beutiful / or exremely ugly.. and

yeah f***..I am readin an interview by this obvious air head...

I want to be remmebered for being intelligent and not only as the beuatiful girl..

wow..How Narsisitic and chances are sweets IF you think saying such shallow shit will do
you good you are saddly mistaken...ALL people will remmber is or the pretty girl..


yeah I know her .. she dumb as shit  but i'd hit that till the morning!
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Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
There is nothing uglier than an ugly mean person, who thinks she is the shit.

I hate how you always step to a crew of chicks and it is always the ugliest one, who no one is interested in, who has the most attitude and tries to play hard to get, as if anyone actually wanted to get any.

They ruin the whole mood and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend. They act as if they didn't realise she was ugly.



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Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 03:19:11 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on July 05, 2010, 02:52:38 PM

and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend.


Apparently bitch niggaz suffere from the same shit!

I won't go as far as to say I am ugly...but I am not "COOL" as in I won't wear f***ing skinney jeans
or whatever the fashion is unfortunatly some niggaz I used to roll with do / did.

We hit on a bunch of bitches and shit was cool...they planned to go to some club.
and said they'd go with my boys if my boys ditched me! which they did without telling me
they told me some story bout going to some family thing thing.

As fate would have it the cclub they were hitting with the bitches happened to be where my boy
was "running" then so I arrive at the club and get shipped straight to VIP...


I leave my pedestal to go mingle with the commoners!

And Lo and behold...my cool friends and the cool bitches were busy living it up!!

Me being me I pretended not to see em, nothing worse than being a bitch nigga and being stupid to
get caught up in a lie...

..i bumped into one of the bitches from the crew..she looked at me and asked..

"Do I know you" I told Y"es I am the guy you and your frends opted to ditch coz I am cramping
y'alls style so let me be"

and I slithered off
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Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 03:32:07 PM
Damn! I'm sorry that happened to you.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.



It's not your fault.



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Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on July 05, 2010, 03:32:07 PM
Damn! I'm sorry that happened to you.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.



It's not your fault.

It is his mother f***ing fault! Who asked him to go around lookings so g0ddamned ugly?
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Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on July 05, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
There is nothing uglier than an ugly mean person, who thinks she is the shit.

I hate how you always step to a crew of chicks and it is always the ugliest one, who no one is interested in, who has the most attitude and tries to play hard to get, as if anyone actually wanted to get any.

They ruin the whole mood and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend. They act as if they didn't realise she was ugly.


The trick when you meet a squad of broads with an ugly girl is to get friendly with the ugly girl.  What they are after is attention too. Cats just see a squad and talk to everyone but the not so good looking chick. Hence she gets edgy. If you play your cards right she'll be on your side when you hit on your actual target. Step up your girl macking game negroes!

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Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 05:12:49 PM
Dude, thats the problem.

These ugs are the ones with the most attitude.

You step to them, being friendly to everyone and then when you try to speak to the ugly, she starts giving attitude, on som "What do you want?" bullshit, while her pretty friends are all friendly.

I have seen this happen numerous times. My boy once played wingman and tried pulling the ugly. Instead of her being grateful that she ight get poundage, she started telling her friends they must leave cos she isn't interested in being hit on, she just wants to have fun.

We all lost out, cos they left. Luckily we got digits and hooked them up later on that week, without the monster friend.



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Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 06:15:07 PM
I refuse to be nice to an ugmug that will disrespect my steeze and that that..

How many ugly people do you and thats no issue?

I blame it on the girlfriends...BITCHES lie to themselves , they frends in fact
to anyone withing hearing range..

Talking bout..

"Yo..I wish I was as big as you, you the in thing gurl....and that whole Natural no make-up unkemp look is in
Since maKhumalo became first Lady...ooooooh I'm envious"

BITCH please
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