You aint seen shit untill you encouter these "straight looking" types, so here I am at the car wash drinking my Cold Castle Kort...this mofo step up to me on some:
Mofo: Yo man I see you with your kort can I chill
Me: Yeah nigga you can chill what's your poison?
Mofo: I'ma get my Black label Longtom from my whip and chill with you
Me: (thinking) this some hard core nyukaa he aint givin a fcuk about them dumpies and shit this my dawg right here
Mofo: Yeah! homie I like them dudes who drink straight from the kort there's something rugged about them....can we quickly go and grab some biltong accross the street
Me: Hell yeah dunny I need me some chilli bites
(whilst on the road to the butchery this nigga tries to grab my hand as in walk hand in hand)
Me: Nigga what are you doing?
Mofo: Aint nothing I;m just showing you love as a brother
Me: Motherfcuker step away from me(meantime I'm going back to the carwash)
Carwasher: I was scared to tell you that nigga is phony....I thought you're one of them since I never saw you with a hun here at the carwash.
Me: Nigga fcuk you too gimme my car with that foam on in I don't care if it';s half done I'm suspecting you gay too take your money I'm gone
Carwasher: (talking with a lisp) stay in the closet but I can see it won't be for long don't you ask yourself why you always come to my carwash and I in return make sure I spend me time on your car than other niggas'......? huh!
Me: (tyres of my car screeching) Nigga fcuk you and your peuogot driving frind fcuk both of y'all
