LOBOLA

[Killa Merc]

Too many weddings this weekend. Too many weddings these  years. I’m at an age where some of my cats in stable relationships are tying the knot. Anyway, I’ve been wondering what the going rate is for Lobola. Some dude I know paid R65 grand recently. Now that’s just daylight robbery if you ask me. Four years ago another dude paid R18 000. It cant be that lobola inflation has gone up by so much.  Now I aint paying so much for lobola even if the girl in question is Khanyi Mbau. Anyone got the lowdown.

[briCK]

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

[Touareg]

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

65K???

That's bull shit...I'm gettin me a coloured chick...
bleks are over rated...

[Papa ThReAdS]

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

65K???

That's bull shit...I'm gettin me a coloured chick...
bleks are over rated...

Real talk. I wouldnt even pay R25K for a bish if i could pay it in installments

[Killa Merc]

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

Now who would be prepared to pay R65k for lobola?

Of course we not talking the guys paying R15 000 for a shot of whisky but regular dudes earning regular salaries and a bit more (anywhere between R180k to 600k a year).
That's just greed from the makoti's folks.

[The Angry Hand of God]

I offered some chick Ten 2kg packs of Rainbow chicken the other day. She said no. Greedy bitch.

It was all drumsticks and thighs too.

[briCK]

well it differers from Nation to Nation.

This Pedi broad told me all they want in they culture is 2cows..

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit with the 11 i got billed i could get me 6Pedi wives!

I refused to pay cash I told them they should give me directions to the kraal or buy bigger fridges I refuse to pay paper money!

[briCK]

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

Now who would be prepared to pay R65k for lobola?

Of course we not talking the guys paying R15 000 for a shot of whisky but regular dudes earning regular salaries and a bit more (anywhere between R180k to 600k a year).
That's just greed from the makoti's folks.

rules is rules and the unspoke rule is the cows can come over a lifetime..we not ALL royalty we can afford that so if it takes 40years 50years..its cool as long as the money paid up!

I bought the two principal cows and thats that!

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

shit im reuppin a chinese broad, in that culture her fam gotta pay for the wedding

[briCK]

if she pays does that mean she owns you?


tell you cook...

eating sushi for life? that aint a good look Fam!

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

if she pays does that mean she owns you?


tell you cook...

eating sushi for life? that aint a good look Fam!

asian broads are all docile and shit I dont think that flies

[Touareg]

well it differers from Nation to Nation.

This Pedi broad told me all they want in they culture is 2cows..

You sure she wasnt talkin about gettin a chick pregnant out of wedlock?

2 cows would sound about right for that purpose...

On the real though...Is Lobola still relevant these days?
I mean I've heard stories of chicks payin their own lobola...Through the guy off cause.

So if women can afford to that nower days...Does that not take away the relevance of the practice? Do women nower days even want lobola paid for them?

[Killa Merc]

I bought the two principal cows and thats that!

That's like half of the lobola price. But i heard that no one ever completes it. my mans was hit with R45k and he paid 3o not long ago.

[Naturelle]

Pay up or marry your cousin. I'm not free.
My uncle has been married for like 19 years and that ish is still hanging over his marriage.
The wife's family hasn't quite forgotten whatever small amount remains.

[briCK]

well it differers from Nation to Nation.

This Pedi broad told me all they want in they culture is 2cows..

You sure she wasnt talkin about gettin a chick pregnant out of wedlock?

2 cows would sound about right for that purpose...

On the real though...Is Lobola still relevant these days?
I mean I've heard stories of chicks payin their own lobola...Through the guy off cause.

So if women can afford to that nower days...Does that not take away the relevance of the practice? Do women nower days even want lobola paid for them?

getting a chick pregnant out of wedlock is standard across most cultures..two goats..

the Pedi chick told thats how many cows she Got and we talking walking green gra** chewing f***er not...paper with Buffalo impressions!