Seriously though.
I've been through some major depressions, where I felt like I was in a horrible hole. A woman was the cause at some point.
I have never, ever considered killing myself though. For that to happen, she would have to look like a cross between Aishwarya Rai, Jasmine Byrne and Lily Thai, with a dash of Roxy Reynolds thrown in and some alien-supercharged poontang.
Even then I would probably just keep it moving.
They just don't make men like they used to.