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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.

I think you are wrong

"Isibhakabhaka siluhlaza yeke"

"Ibanda ceke"



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lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...
"Why was the worker shot? Because he protested... Why was the negro shot? Because he was there. This is the gratuitous (without cause) violence against Black people that so called pure marxist can't comprehend" Frank Wilderson.


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lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...

nkca is for something "sticky", like referign to someone who is stuck of someone or stuck with someone, "uthe nkca".

Nigga who taught you Xhosa? go get you refund. lol


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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.


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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.

my bad. thats what I actually meant.

Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

This I didnt know.


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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.
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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.

Alright. I thought so too but then I thought I was wrong. Had I not seen the way he spelt it I would have got it right.


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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
"Why was the worker shot? Because he protested... Why was the negro shot? Because he was there. This is the gratuitous (without cause) violence against Black people that so called pure marxist can't comprehend" Frank Wilderson.


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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini


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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
Hahaha this kills me eertime! I wonder who the hell came up with it.
All my life I had to fight. I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.


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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini

Thina ke sithi GELEKEQE Phantsi yintsini!


Khona, theni ngath kugcwele aba Xhosa nje apha?

Siya dominater, as usual (sis xhosa sokwenyani ke esi, a la David Kau)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 04:11:45 PM by Waylander »


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xhosa's always zimenyiwe!!! lol
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ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK
i'll resurect ur still born fetus and kill it again....


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ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK

Ha ha ha ha ha I like this one^^^...

Or "Kukunya kwanton' oko"
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