New Hummer made in RSA

RuSh · **on:** April 14, 2005, 07:28:29 PM

yall checked the new hummer will be manufactured in SA

Original Syn · **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:28:17 PM

Simple reason, American workers too lazy and imprecise, so there4 too expensive, General Motors is looking for cheaper labour. And since all the sweat shops were too busy wit Nike, levi's and Diesel, they shopping around.
They tried to get them built in Southeast Asia first but evry country they approached, would receive a very polite letter from Honda and then from Toyota and then Kia and then Hyundai, this letter stated,

"You wan make big ugry gwai-lo/gaijin bushy mobirr an we make sho sho our goo flends honorable Sony-san and LG-san no gib anybody cheap appliance an we also move all manufacture away from yo po' Asian a**, no ricey ricey :wink: , no jobby jobby 8O . Verry po' po' :cry:.
So don f***y wit us ok flend :twisted: "

So our charitable frends at General Motors thawt,

"Why gosh darnit, Africa's full o' po' negras innit? Why they close enuff to them slanty-eyed gooks to pop togetherr a whole ranch full o' ourr prime auto mobille's quicker an Mexican tapwater thru a New York Jew! Hyuk! Well Cleatus, whadin John Wayne (God Bless His Soul)'s name arr we still doin herr, lets get us sum po' negras a sweatin an a howlin' Why my bull-whip aint even had a chance to get dusty yet. YEEHAAAUUUU!!!!!"

Hey, I'm sure we'll get H2's real cheap.... they'll only make a 700% markup off us.

ootz · **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:06:51 PM

syn, as funny as ur take on it is. the hummer is a f***ing sick car.im more than happy to let em po negra get emselves jobs manufacturing hummers.

hope we get em cheaper than the yanks tho, cos if not, then we have a problem

mulmens · **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:07:37 PM

...sensible... The Govy should know there won't be much fo a ripple effect into the economy, just plain exploitation.

mulmens · **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:08:01 PM

Capitalism sucks!

Original Syn · **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:18:30 PM

Nah bra, sorry we will more than likely get them as expensive as in the US or more expensive, cos in the US, as part of the "Buy American" campaign, the US government subsidises the sales of Hummer's specifically cos its a military design.
We not important to the "Buy American" campaign, we not American, ssssoooo sorry Oootz, you gon shell out sun, and not even to talk bout feul consumption (more than an M3 or Aston Martin).

mulmens · **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:25:19 PM

Just to clarify things, I was referring to Syntactic's statement

RuSh · **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2005, 06:47:56 AM

they not gonna be sold locally only manufactured

mulmens · **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2005, 08:20:46 PM

I guess that sorts out the arguement doesn't it.

RuSh · **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2005, 08:53:26 PM

hummers is ill you should peep the inside of that shit saw a custom one in the states

kingdavid · **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:11:54 PM

synt is avery political brotha who deeply undastand racial exploitation

mulmens · **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:16:03 PM

King David from Neva die alone?

kingdavid · **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:16:54 PM

synt is avery political brotha who deeply undastand racial exploitation

kingdavid · **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:18:15 PM

synt is avery political brotha who deeply undastand racial exploitation

mulmens · **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:23:50 PM

You seem a bit over dedicated to him.