GENTLE WORDS FOR GENITALS?

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BACK IN THE DAY MOMMY AND DADDY USED TO HAVE FUNNY NAMES FOR OUR GENITALS, LET ME SHARE SOME OF THEM THAT I KNEW ABOUT:

PENIS = TOLLIE
PENIS = WORMIE
VAGINA = KOOKIE
VAGINA = TOLLIE

WHAT FUNNY ONES DO YOU KNOW ABOUT?