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J-Dogg

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My sick lyrical consists of acidic spittle/
i emit toxic chemicals that'll cripple your skeletal tissues/
my lyricism is vivid like television pixels/
i get deep in lessons like a five-percenter/
this rhyme is meant to connect past and present events like a space time bender/
my poetic intelligence affords me membership into the society of Mensa/
i'm simply the best--so there's no relevance in an attempt to battle/
if you can't sense my eloquence then your perception of  depth is shallow/
Poet Laureates break their necks trying to comprehend the perfect sentences i invent in my parables/
you're not an emcee--you're an amateur with a character defect/
the average rapper would have to practice six calendars to match my standard of excellence/
you're a poor man's Nelly so there ain't shit you bastards can tell me/
i've been dope ever since i was an embryo in Mother Africa's belly/
if u put something up make sure it's flaming hot/
it doesn't matter whether or not u retaliate cause either way i can't stop/
by the way,if the shoe fits,f*** it bitch--go and find a matching tanktop.....


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first of all the name had me thinking..."this is cat is probably wack!". but as soon as i through your recitals i was very impressed.

it's been a while since i read some intelligent rhymes, i could also sense the energy, creativity and the maturity of the MC behind those lyrical gems.

my man, if u can be on the same steez then you're definately going places.

to me: Your verse is the verse of the Month son!

cats is been spitting the same tihs everywhere in SA and i'm tired of it. there's not much inspiration in SA hip hop... honestly i admire cats like Zubs (you're tight son and very creative), Golden Shovel from optical Ill and my man Cryptik Chipmunt aka Solay...those are some of the few cats i feel in South Africa at the moment.

Any ways, keep up the good work J Dogg (and dude change that name:it's wack man!)keep writing and reciting,cats like me like that tihs...

Milk, here's an idea son: get cats to post they verses and get MC's to vote on the tightest verse of the month i.e. from the gateway, know what i mean...

from Cybernetik Organizmz and Ultra Hi Frequency (Peace to Techno- Logik and planet Earth)
i'm ghost!
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That's some diseased lyrical right there Dogg.
Sick. Sick. Sick.
I like it plenty much. U got anything recorded to upload? Your style of writing suggests not only deep lyrical, but also flow, which would be even more impressive (most cats i hear can hardly rhyme to a beat, off the dome or off the papyrus).
If u got summin 2 upload, do that shit. Yesterday. Maybe u'll get 2 connect with some of AG's crate diggaz (like me!  :wink: )
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@chrysanthemum & C4--thanx 4 the props y'all!!...nah, i ain't got nothing recorded yet(in due time :wink: ) and about the name-change--aw man, i been calling myself J-Dogg 4 quite some time and i don't see myself changing it....anyway, i'ma keep dropping gems up in here so y'all keep checking 4 'em,aiight??!....peace......


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I hear a dogg bucking with no teeth in his mouth/ yall said those are interlegant rhymes, from a rap scout/ props are real but sum of yall need to keep his dick out of yalls mouth/ u grow old get married and get used to da coutch/ compare me with nobody, my sperm dish will probably be ur spouse/ i roll thick and keep my pen coughin ink/ mr Eistine up here cant J (jam) for shit/ he traced that rhyme yall concider sick/ let him be on point im just a prick/ home boy was born when that bitch tried to take a shit/ bring ur whole squad quick/ i'll murder u smilling with my dick stuck in my zip/ ur flow's weak/ im like ice brakers , my flavor is always on a pick/ reply if u dare but ur consciousness will resist


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i hate to disappoint you "a**asin" but i don't battle on the net anymore--i'm tired of that corny shit....peace.....


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187, I'd battle you but I hate 2 waste kilojoules/
U can't spell for shit so how u typed that is a miracle/
Ain't nothing wrong with handing out props when they b due/
That's why i give mad props to J-Dogg and not to you/
And that weak shit about dick-riding between your lines/
Yeah I read it, so come out with it directly next time/
Your shit is wacker than some kindergarten nursery rhymes/
Commiting crimes against this art, people like you should be fined/
That was your first post of all time, what a first impression/
Leaving me far from impressed so now I'm teaching you a lesson/
Yo, don't flap your gums in places where you don't know what be happenin/
Or soon you'll fall victim to this lyrical a**asin.....          punk!

Nuff said.......
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i think i'm gonna hurl!!  :oops:
My parents said i could be whatever i wanted, so i chose to become an a**hole


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187a**asin, u came out like a bitch when u said coz me and some other cats gave J- Dogg props for his dope rhymes...

i don't even like Internet battles....but this is what i have to say to you little female!
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187a**asin you ain't no a**asin, to you even murdering a fly is a miracle
don't even say nutting coz from the bitch yapping it's obvious you's half the man i am like the man with a dick but no testicles
you're hating J coz his raps are doper than yours
son you's joke to me like Hip Hop Pantsula acting hardcore
your battle mc impression is as fake as Pamela Anderson's breasts
battle me back, then i'll liv you looking like the pussy of a gang raped victim
you ain't no mc to me, but a fag that confused the mic for a dick and partially lost his homosexually in the process...that explains the sperms you're spitting
if i'm not nicer than you, then DJ Fresh doesn't have stretch- marks
hope you're smart enough to figure that you dum- f***!
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol: .c4 you murdered 187a**ain..i think he will be the only cat in hell with a wheelchair...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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i been nice since 'let there be light'
when i was a 'sitting dark' on a devil's wings that wouldn't take flight
i been nice before my skeleton was attracted to magnets
i been nice before 'hooks' so you know i had dragnets
i been nice since the last thing a slave could dream of was a gold 'chain'
been so nice so long on 'tracks' i feel like an old train
i been nice before cro-magnon man or pleistocene bibles
i been nice since the dead sea was still habitable
i been nice before internet, i'm an ARPNET format
i been nice before nuclear, mine is spiritual combat
i been nice when the water in my knee was just a couple of droplets
i been nice before they discovered jupiter was not a planet
i been nice before mugabe, i found 'grace' in a rhyme
i'm eternally nice, i disgrace you with time
before you needed plastic surgery to change the way you look @ youself
i was nice when libraries had borrowed signs on the shelves
i was nice when santa claus was as short as his elves
i was nice with dinosaurs, none of y'all lizards can scare me
i'm still so nice i'm the original girl scout honor
i been nice since i battled Goliath with no armor
i'm so nice if king kong continues to evolve
i'm the end result like euclidean problems solved
i been nice before gravity, dat's how i got 'down'
i marry words so perfect i write 'em on gowns


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i put the switch on fallen trees and told them 'log on'
who else sick enough to rap with a condom on?
i was gonna thro my hardest verse at u what made me doubt is
momma taught me it's rude to throw stones at gla** houses
tell little red riding hood the wolf is back
with a plastic surgery receipt in his back pack
in 4 simple words money- do not trust anybody
look at me for example - i got your grandmother's body
it aint my fault u got low self-esteem
get away from my face u little pop-up screen
u either makin music or it's makin Mu sick
they doubt my freestyles cuz i think em too quick
they fussin bout me cuz i don't use paper
as far as i see it i'm the future of laser printers
i sold out?be that west coast rapper - be eeeeazy
the only hiphop artist i'm feelin is the ones doing graffiti...

- Munetsi, 'Off the Pastures'.


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Three vs one killer sounds fare enough/ this is the part where u get ripped, not a spelling cla**/ with skillz of rapping yall come short like santa's dwarfs/ THose aint battle verses/ ya'll are feeling yourself like masterbation/ why is it so hard to understand that im blazing/ my freestyles left your role model J dogg aging/ C4 would win on the charts if its a pop radio station/ i dont give a f*** if ya'll dont feel me and feel each other coz im straight, man/ watch me give cyber nerds brain cell donation/ dna rearangements/ f***ing with me wit lame punchlines/ when any of ya'lls albums come out it will be for the stores decoration/ now lets think back/ j dogg is doesnt have interlegant raps, but at  least he's smart enough not to f*** with Native a**as/ some of yall think they bloody wet shit coz they're on p.m.s, please/ this aint even pre maditated/ i rip sick on or off this net shit/ Ya'll just want a free lesson/ buntch of dogz without teeth that only bucks/ get stretched out, then one of u groupies hang on my lines like a question mark/ dont even start about who's hating/ im about ripping your role model, wit street gospel, vocals laced to toture u/ if u wanna take my head join the que/ This fag talking about Dy Freshe's stretch marks, if u so straight how come u sow such/ u a disgrace to the living God/ Your mother shouldnt have drank while she was pregnant/ f*** killing a fly, my spit could make the sun evaporate up/ smack that hormo who made u/ ur live perfomance r the reason they made the word boooo/ i leave holes i crews, and wipe my a** with their brain tissue/ three characters responding with alementary grama, put me to sleep/ J dick needs a dictionary to write scripts/ yall think he's off the hook coz u the ones hanging and swinging on his dick....Native "187" a**asin mmmmmuf***erssssss


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To: 187 a** a** in
Oh for f***'s sakes! Not you again. You just don't learn, do you? Didn't u read the first line of my script? It summarises everything. If u r looking for a battle thread, there's a couple of them somewhere, just read the titles carefully (they're in English by the way, I hope that won't be a problem), and u should be able to find them. Oh yeah, and this isn't one of them. And if you really wanna prove something, well there are entire sites dedicated to this shit, though i doubt you'd last very long in 1 of them.
As much as I'd like to rip you some more, you just ain't worth the trouble.
Good luck hunting.
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