but i heard something funny this morning, not sure if you gonna laugh, see I am a lousy joke teller, I almost never tell jokes coz people don't know how to react if they don't laugh instantly and all you have is me standing there looking like a chump, this is how I tell jokes i build them up with meaning-less clutter that it becomes a story raises expectations and the joke flops so if i have spoilled your joke before i tell i make it up to soon,
..anyway two cows are grazing in the field and the one cows says to the other "Aren't you afraid of getting Mad cow disease?, the other cows replies, "no I am not afraid of catching mad cow disease i'm a helicopter!"
