the good S.H.I.T -

eraze · **on:** March 06, 2006, 10:27:58 AM

IF YOU WERE NOT IN THE forum FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS PLZ READ)

Memo to all students.(ESPECIALLY varsity and all teachers colleges)

In order to a**ure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL
(eraze)
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

infamoushiphopsta · **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:58:13 AM

HeHeHeHe!!!!!S.H.I.T programme HeHeHeHe :lol: :lol: :lol:

infamoushiphopsta · **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:02:17 AM

HeHeHeHe!!!!!S.H.I.T programme HeHeHeHe :lol: :lol: :lol:

jahfish · **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2006, 12:22:08 PM

SHIT HAPPENS!

Because there seems to be a lot of ignorance and general misconceptions about religion going around, I thought you would find yourselves enlightened by the following succinct explanation of the various major religions:

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, "shit happens".

Buddhism: What is the sound of one shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Christian Science: You only think shit happens.

Scientology: If you want to know why shit happens, take our cla**.

Unitarianism: When shit happens, form a committee to study it.

Agnosticism: I'm not sure if shit happens or not.

Atheism: Shit does not happen.

Anglicanism: Shit doesn't happen; defecation may occur on such occasions as are meet and right.

Lutheranism: Shit happens through private interpretation.

Baptists: Only total immersion in shit will suffice.

Ba'ha'i: We are all shit together.

Democratic: Shit should be provided by the government to all people.

Republican: If you remove government restrictions, shit will happen by itself.

Marxism: Workers are alienated from their shit.

Leninism: The people have a right to shit.

Stalinism: If we work hard, shit will happen within five years.

Perestroika: If we rush reform, shit will happen again.

Feminism: Shit isn't funny.

Materialism: I really do need all of this shit.

Monasticism: You don't need any of that shit.

Hedonism: Shit is fun.

Obsessivism: I can never get enough shit.

Masochism: Go ahead, give me more shit, I love it.

Marketing: Package shit right and everyone will want some.

Naderism: Shit is dangerous at any speed.

McCarthyism: Are you now or have you ever gotten shit?

Euphemism: Shit is fertilizer.

Magnetism: Shit is attractive.

Nationalism: Our shit right or wrong.

Nazism: Sheist uber alles

Washingtonism: Take the shit from the rich, and give it to the poor.

eraze · **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2006, 09:26:59 AM

this shit is getting shitty...

RearrangedReality · **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2006, 04:01:17 PM

this post is wack so cut the bullshit.

RearrangedReality · **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2006, 04:49:27 PM

oh BTW, that was not meant to disrespect.^