this is in fact the original that started the chuck norris craze
*Vin Diesel was the 13th Apostle. Rufus was actually the 14th.
*Vin Diesel is one of the ingredients of dynamite
*Vin Diesel was supposed to be nailed to the cross, but the nails couldn't pierce his skin so they chose Jesus instead.
*One day many moons ago, the Vin decided to create a new, hyper fast, information network that would relay information by means of messages attached to wiener dogs. The Vin would then proceed to punt each penis dog to its destination, this system was originally called "Diesel," but after many deliberations was shortened to simply "DSL."
*The Statue of Liberty was originally designed for Vin Diesel as a sex doll, for he is the only man who can penetrate copper with his penis.
*Vin Diesel has the Ark of the Covenant in his bedside table drawer.
*Vin Diesel was offered the position of Pope after the unfortunate death of Pope John Paul II. However, Diesel declined the offer in fears that he might overshadow God. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
*Vin Diesel once had an adventure with three gay ducks and a time machine. This is now referred to as Kwanzaa.
*Vin Diesel has secretly been every Pope the last 350 years, with the exception of Pope John Paul II (who was actually John Cusack).
*Vin Diesel knows what's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
*Most men walk down several roads to gain the right to be called men. Vin Diesel walked down the autobahn, causing several deaths in the process.
*Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan's entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby's back in 1989.
*Vin Diesel?s eyes really do glow in the dark. But you only see them when he wants to kill you.
