I´M CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
SORT OF LIKE A pron MOVIE THE GIRL WITH CUM ALL OVER HER FACE
I WAS BORN TO SPIT VOCALS LIKE CHICKS WHO JUST SWALLOWED
EMCEES NEVER RETURN BECAUSE THEY OVERDUE LIKE BOOKS THAT WERE BORROWED
FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY, I´M BROKE SO I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FREE I.D.
SO I CAN GET MY PHOTO TO HANG IN MY SMALL FRAME AT HOME, CRIKEY
WHERE DID I COME FROM? THE NORTHERN CAPE, MY FEET ARE STAINED WITH GRAPES
IT´S UNLIKELY THAT THE SHEEP WILL CHARGE ME WITH RAPE
OH THAT WAS ANOTHER FUNNY ONE, WHY DIDN´T I HEAR YOU LAUGH FROM THE GUT?
WELL IT´S BECAUSE YOU BEHIND A MONITOR AND I´M FAR I´M IN A RUT
MAY AS WELL LIVE IN A STRAW HUT AND EAT THE CRUMBS OFF THE SHEETS
IT´S ME IN THE BUSHES, CAN YOU HEAR THE HERD MAKE THOSE BLEETS?
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MYSELF I SOMETIMES TRIP OVER MY LIP
I´M JUST A BLIB ON THE RADAR SCREEN, I´M BORED WITH MY WOMAN I PLAY ELASTIC WITH HER CLIT
WHEN I FART MY BOWEL PIPE FALLS OUT
WHY? SO I CAN SHOW THE PEOPLE WHAT MY SHIT IS ALL ABOUT
I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHEN I TRIED TO PUT A CONDOM OVER MY HEAD
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, I SAW THE INSIDE OF A VAGINA, IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS IN BED WITH THE BLED
WHEN I GET ON STAGE THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT ROW VOMIT
THAT´S WHY I BRING MY DOGS WITH, SO THEY CAN GOBBLE IT
I´M SICKER THAN SPACEVEIN, I DRINK WATER FROM ALEXANDRA DRAINS
I ONLY REGRET IT WHEN I SWALLOW A SICK MANS FESUS, THEN I GET STOMACH PAINS
I MAY NOT BE AS GOOD AS TUMI OR PROPHETS OF THE CITY
BUT AT LEAST I´LL HAVE SOME SALES AT ADULT CITY
