This formula is from Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants (a children´s book by Dave Pilkey). The evil Professor Poopypants forces everyone to a**ume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
* A = poopsie
* B = lumpy
* C = buttercup
* D = gidget
* E = crusty
* F = greasy
* G = fluffy
* H = cheeseball
* I = chim-chim
* J = stinky
* K = flunky
* L = booger
* M = pinky
* N = zippy
* O = goober
* P = doofus
* Q = slimy
* R = loopy
* S = snotty
* T = tootie
* U = dorkey
* V = squeezit
* W = oprah
* X = skipper
* Y = dinky
* Z = zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
* A = diaper
* b = toilet
* C = giggle
* D = burger
* E = girdle
* F = barf
* G = lizard
* H = waffle
* I = cootie
* J = monkey
* K = potty
* L = liver
* M = banana
* N = rhino
* O = bubble
* P = hamster
* Q = toad
* R = gizzard
* S = pizza
* T = gerbil
* U = chicken
* V = pickle
* W = chuckle
* X = tofu
* Y = gorilla
* Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:
* A = head
* B = mouth
* C = face
* D = nose
* E = tush
* F = breath
* G = pants
* H = shorts
* I = lips
* J = honker
* K = butt
* L = brain
* M = tushie
* N = chunks
* O = hiney
* P = biscuits
* Q = toes
* R = buns
* S = fanny
* T = sniffer
* U = sprinkles
* V = kisser
* W = squirt
* X = humperdinck
* Y = brains
* Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush´s new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
(Pinky Appleshorts = Marshall Mathers)
from Loopy Chickenbrain
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